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Zjist\u00edte,","datePublished":"2018-03-08","dateModified":"2023-05-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9650bad63f840fe2951db83904c5d1edf6fafb8283b72071d80cdc2088366373?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9650bad63f840fe2951db83904c5d1edf6fafb8283b72071d80cdc2088366373?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"guan-yin.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a314737_w2528_t1525770013.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a314737_w2528_t1525770013.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/remeslo-jo-remeslo\/","about":["V\u00fdrobky"],"wordCount":699,"articleBody":"Do ko\u0161e na pr\u00e1dlo se v\u00e1m u\u017e nevejde ani pono\u017eka, a tak nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, ne\u017e zapnout pra\u010dku. Chv\u00edli poslouch\u00e1te, jak se napou\u0161t\u00ed voda, ale v\u00a0tom se ozve podivn\u00fd zvuk.Tak ji vypnete, nastav\u00edte alespo\u0148 m\u00e1ch\u00e1n\u00ed a nic. Pra\u010dka u\u017e nep\u00edpne.Doklady o koupi p\u00ed\u0161ou, \u017ee p\u0159ed t\u0159emi m\u011bs\u00edci skon\u010dila z\u00e1ruka.Zjist\u00edte, \u017ee nedalek\u00fd servis m\u00e1 smlouvu na opravy zna\u010dky, kterou m\u00e1te, tak bez nejmen\u0161\u00edho strachu tam zavol\u00e1te.A te\u010f si p\u0159edstavte: N\u011bjak\u00fd p\u00e1n v\u00e1m na konci sluch\u00e1tka \u0159ekne, \u017ee se zastav\u00ed za dva m\u011bs\u00edce, proto\u017ee je oprav\u00e1\u0159\u016f m\u00e1lo a hovor kon\u010d\u00ed ot\u00e1zkou: \u201eNebylo by jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, kdybyste si koupili novou pra\u010dku? M\u016f\u017eu p\u0159ij\u00edt a zjistit, \u017ee je to neopraviteln\u00e1 z\u00e1vada a stejn\u011b mi to budete muset zaplatit.\u201cNakonec sl\u00edb\u00ed, \u017ee se pokus\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt d\u0159\u00edv. Za dva t\u00fddny se ozve, \u017ee m\u016f\u017ee za hodinu a vy j\u00e1sav\u011b souhlas\u00edte.B\u011b\u017e\u00edte za \u0161\u00e9fem, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujete zbytek dne volno, a i kdy\u017e se mu to nel\u00edb\u00ed, v\u00e1\u0161 d\u016fvod ho p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed.Oprav\u00e1\u0159 zjist\u00ed z\u00e1vadu a p\u0159edb\u011b\u017en\u00e1 cena sou\u010d\u00e1stky se pohybuje kolem \u0161esti tis\u00edc! Kdyby pra\u010dka byla v\u00a0t\u00e9 sam\u00e9 cenov\u00e9 relaci a ne dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed, pr\u00fd by ji odvezl do sb\u011brn\u00e9ho dvora a vy byste si za tu samou sumu po\u0159\u00eddili novou.Proto\u017ee sou\u010d\u00e1stka je z\u00a0N\u011bmecka a nikdo nepoveze jedinou v\u011bc, \u017ee se to nevyplat\u00ed, mus\u00edte \u010dekat, a\u017e toho budou m\u00edt v\u00edc. Pr\u00fd se ozvou.Co se \u0161pinav\u00fdm pr\u00e1dlem? Pokud m\u00e1te t\u0159eba na chalup\u011b schovanou valchu jako p\u0159ipom\u00ednku \u201et\u011b\u017ek\u00fdch \u010das\u016f pro \u017eeny\u201c, rozjedete se pro ni, aby bylo na \u010dem pr\u00e1t.Bez n\u00ed zb\u00fdv\u00e1 jen m\u011bkk\u00fd kart\u00e1\u010dek, vyva\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed na kamnech a ru\u010dn\u00ed pran\u00ed.Nebo zkuste, jestli n\u011bjak\u00e1 kamar\u00e1dka v\u00e1m neposkytne svou pra\u010dku. Aspo\u0148 si m\u016f\u017eete u n\u00ed, zat\u00edmco se pere, d\u00e1t k\u00e1vu.Po \u0161esti t\u00fddnech se kone\u010dn\u011b oprav\u00e1\u0159 ozve, \u017ee sou\u010d\u00e1stka je tu a m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt u v\u00e1s b\u011bhem chv\u00edle. Nev\u00e1h\u00e1te, rozraz\u00edte dve\u0159e k\u00a0\u0161\u00e9fovi a vyhrknete, \u017ee kone\u010dn\u011b v\u00e1m ji vezou a vy jste mu pouze p\u0159i\u0161li ozn\u00e1mit, \u017ee do konce sm\u011bny tu nebudete.Pan oprav\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00e9ho si te\u010f nesm\u00edrn\u011b v\u00e1\u017e\u00edte, v\u00e1m b\u011bhem p\u011bti minut rozbitou \u010d\u00e1st pra\u010dky oprav\u00ed, vystav\u00ed \u00fa\u010det na \u0161est tis\u00edc za mal\u00fd kousek a \u0161est stovek za svou pr\u00e1ci, ale vy mu radostn\u011b pen\u00edze d\u00e1te, proto\u017ee kone\u010dn\u011b budete pr\u00e1t ve vlastn\u00ed pra\u010dce!A je\u0161t\u011b mu nab\u00eddnete k\u00e1vu s\u00a0n\u011b\u010d\u00edm dobr\u00fdm, co jste koupili p\u0159i cest\u011b dom\u016f.Sice m\u00e1te vypr\u00e1no, ale p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed pot\u0159ebuje opravit na \u0161ic\u00edm stroji.Sednete k\u00a0n\u011bmu a zjist\u00edte, \u017ee hu\u010d\u00ed, sv\u00edt\u00ed, ale ne\u0161ije.S\u00a0povzdechnut\u00edm sednete k\u00a0internetu a za\u010dnete hledat. Jo, tak tohle je lah\u016fdka! Obvol\u00e1te p\u00e1r \u010d\u00edsel, kde v\u00e1m sd\u011bl\u00ed, \u017ee si m\u00e1te koupit nov\u00fd \u0161ic\u00ed stroj, proto\u017ee oni u\u017e je neopravuj\u00ed, pr\u00fd se to nevyplat\u00ed.P\u0159ed vyto\u010den\u00edm posledn\u00edho \u010d\u00edsla v\u00e1s zalije studen\u00fd pot a vy se pomalu, a\u010d jste celo\u017eivotn\u00ed ateista, za\u010dnete modlit, aby to zvedl \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd si v\u011bc\u00ed v\u00e1\u017e\u00ed a um\u00ed je opravit.Ve sluch\u00e1tku se ozve sta\u0159i\u010dk\u00fd hlas. Vy mu sd\u011bl\u00edte, co se stalo a napjat\u011b \u010dek\u00e1te, co odpov\u00ed.Ano, p\u00e1n si p\u0159ivyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 k\u00a0d\u016fchodu mal\u00fdmi opravami!Kdy\u017e si stroj po t\u00fddnu vyzvednete, zaplat\u00edte p\u00e1r korun, o kter\u00e9 si ve sv\u00e9 skromnosti \u0159ekl, a odn\u00e1\u0161\u00edte si dom\u016f sv\u016fj poklad a douf\u00e1te, \u017ee jen tak \u017e\u00e1dnou opravu nebudete pot\u0159ebovat.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.1\/5 - (16 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"\u0158EMESLO, JO \u0158EMESLO","item":"https:\/\/www.guan-yin.cz\/remeslo-jo-remeslo\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]